Stripey Socks!!!
Jan. 12th, 2007 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
esmio06Some place in Rwanda, there is a new cult of the stripey socks that was started when 2 young men were wondering through the desert and right in front of them 2 beautiful people appeared. this is not unusual in Rwanda, except for the fact that these 2 were stuck together by the genitalia that was apparently made out of Velcro. The 2 were screaming, "Evil Mr. Stripey Socks!"
The young men ran to the village and reported what they saw ad immediately the 2 day old government collapsed (this was just a coincidence as the governement in their village collapses every 2 days no matter what). What was strange was the coupes was thrown by a man in stripey socks. This, of course, was taken as an omen and now that whole village follows in fear and trembling the illustrious Evil Mr. Stripey Socks.
And now you know the rest of the story.
The young men ran to the village and reported what they saw ad immediately the 2 day old government collapsed (this was just a coincidence as the governement in their village collapses every 2 days no matter what). What was strange was the coupes was thrown by a man in stripey socks. This, of course, was taken as an omen and now that whole village follows in fear and trembling the illustrious Evil Mr. Stripey Socks.
And now you know the rest of the story.
