so much cooler!!!

thanks daucus_carota

its true

WWF meets world politics

You ever watch professional wrestling? I remember when I was young and Hulk Hogan was a hero, then suddenly for no apparent reason he turned evil and macho man randy savage was the good guy. Funny it seems that same script has been played out here. all the little America-maniacs around the world are sitting bewildered as to why their hero has turned evil and now we are on the rampage with macho man Russia savage screaming "OH YEAH!" over the cage at us.
I just picture Mr McMahon standing on the Mount Of olives like Jesus with a big microphone coming down from heaven as the cage comes down around the middle east. The royal rumble is about to begin and the free for all melee just sits teetering on the edge waiting for 5 simple words...
and here they come from Mr McMahon himself, "ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE?"







...
maybe Shakespeare was right, "all the world IS a stage and we are merely players..." I just never would have thought the script was written by the same people who wrote the professional wrestling scripts.

this deserves its own, so...

thanks for the inspiration for this meemeedarling

"I am the Decider, and this Saturday at Super-Slam '07 I am gonna Decide all over you live on Pay-Per-View!"