awe Im not going o be a god

Your soul has accumulated 52/80 units of spirit wisdom! Your potential to become a god is 19/40

Thank you for taking this test. Here are the results! I hope you enjoyed it!! Please tell all your friends if you enjoyed it. :P Here is how to interpret your results: For SPIRIT WISDOM, these are the categories you fall into if you score the specified score. -8 through 20 SPIRIT WISDOM: You are sadly very indept at understanding this world you live in. Very few people score this low in spirit wisdom, and for good reason... you need to start thinking harder about why you are here. Dont go kill yourself though, because that would be failing! Start paying more attention to your surroundings and trying to figure out why things are the way they are... it will help you in the long run. 21 - 40 SPIRIT WISDOM: Do not be disappointed in yourself. You still have a good amount of spirit wisdom... maybe not as much as you had hoped for though. dont be discouraged, however... There is always the opportunity to learn more! 41 - 65 SPIRIT WISDOM: You are an amazing asset to this existance. You should use your abilities to help other people, and bring new things into this world. In the afterlife, you will be honored and respected. 66-80 SPIRIT WISDOM: Wow. You have gained exceptional knowledge through this life. And you already know that there is always more to learn, so keep it up. Your afterlife will be amazing... Maybe you should start exploring astral projection or psychic ability, if you have not already. GOD POTENTIAL: -4-10 GOD POTENTIAL: Im sorry, but you do not have the potential to become a god. the chances it would happen (at least anytime within the next 5 million years) are slim to none. Dont worry though, being a powerful god is rare, after all. 11-20 GOD POTENTIAL: You have a very low chance at ever becoming a god. there is still a chance though, so try to be more creative! If you do become a god though, you probably wont be very powerful... sorry! 21-30 GOD POTENTIAL: I am personally amazed that you scored this high. You have admirable potential to become a powerful god. Keep trying for it and you will probably make it happen! 31-40 GOD POTENTIAL: HOLY SHIT!! If you scored this high without lying, you could very likely become a god after this life. So start thinking about what your universe will entail. Like i said, this is all for fun and theory... dont take it too seriously now. :)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 51% on spirit wisdom You scored higher than 55% on god potential

Link: The How Powerful Is Your Soul Test written by sephetious on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

yup sure do

Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 59% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 66% on tit-size You scored higher than 61% on ass-size You scored higher than 38% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

lat one I promise

for at least 15 minutes!

Televangelist You are 0% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! About Saint_Gasoline I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Rationality You scored higher than 87% on Extroversion You scored higher than 48% on Brutality You scored higher than 94% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Ok Im addicted so what

The Liberated Lover 72% partner focus, 71% aggressiveness, 85% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Liberated Lover. The Liberated Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and forms the kind of free-thinking, sexually-exciting, self-confident lover that society once condemned but that a liberal-mind cherishes and exults. The Liberated Lover is a treasure to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they are often already engaged in relationships or are in high-demand if "in the market." In terms of physical love, the Liberated Lover is possibly the most thrilling and demanding of all, with the one potential drawback being that it is possible to feel 'overmatched' at times by their prowess and selfless giving. Given trust and understanding, and the right lover, the Liberated Lover can be a delight in bed. Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Exotic Lover (most of all) or the Carnal Lover, or the Suave Lover. Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following: Nerds, Geeks & Dorks Professional Wrestling Buffy the Vampire Slayer America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 83% on partner focus You scored higher than 81% on aggressiveness You scored higher than 95% on adventurousness

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

can you tell it is a busy day?

TYPE P You scored 91 imagination, 91 confidence, 75 dominance, and 70 generosity!

You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talent, so you won't be hiding away shy, pretending to be all innocent. Your partners love your naughty self assurance, you don't hesitate and this makes you a sensational lover. You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it! You prefer to give than recieve. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do! WE SUGGEST YOU: get into some slightly more hardcore fantasy territory. Go for bondage in a not so light and fluffy way and discover just what you really like. Want to play master/slave games? Want to be tied up or tie someone up, in just enough discomfort that they don't quite relax? Want to try a threesome? Maybe you'd even like to try out sado-masochism. It's your call. Whatever you do, unleash that kinky thing you've always really wanted to try and give it a go, you're a great lover, and you know it, up for anything, generous, imaginative, confident, and happy to go for what you want, so enjoy.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 76% on imagination You scored higher than 73% on confidence You scored higher than 79% on dominance You scored higher than 58% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Stripey Socks!!!

Some place in Rwanda, there is a new cult of the stripey socks that was started when 2 young men were wondering through the desert and right in front of them 2 beautiful people appeared. this is not unusual in Rwanda, except for the fact that these 2 were stuck together by the genitalia that was apparently made out of Velcro. The 2 were screaming, "Evil Mr. Stripey Socks!"
The young men ran to the village and reported what they saw ad immediately the 2 day old government collapsed (this was just a coincidence as the governement in their village collapses every 2 days no matter what). What was strange was the coupes was thrown by a man in stripey socks. This, of course, was taken as an omen and now that whole village follows in fear and trembling the illustrious Evil Mr. Stripey Socks.
And now you know the rest of the story.